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- Sunday Ko Hai 14 Feb
Kon Kehta Hai k Sunday Ko Hai 14 Feb
Aur Nahi Milega DATE Ka Bahana,
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Sir Ne Khud Diya Hai Chance k,
Extra Class Hai Bacho Jaldi Aana. :-)
Posted in Category: Valentine Day SMS
By: Lucky
On: Sunday, February 07, 2010
- Date Pe Jaana Hai
Masoom Mohabbat Ka, Bus Itna Fasana Hai.
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AMMI Ghar Se Nikalne Nahi Detin
Or
Mujhe Valentin's Day Ko Date Pe Jaana Hai. :-)
Posted in Category: Valentine Day SMS
By: Rohit Sharma
On: Sunday, February 07, 2010
- Sath nibane k liye
Koi mera bhi to ho sath nibane k liye,
Mujhe mange khuda se apna banane k liye,
Mere ansu meri plkon s churane k liye,
Bas wohi ho mje seeny se lagane k liye.
Posted in Category: Urdu Love SMS
By: Newton
On: Sunday, February 07, 2010
- Start ur preparation on Valentine
DATE SHEET Aa Gayi Hai,
Tayyari Shuru Kar Do.
7 Rose Day
8 Propose Day
9 Chocolate Day
10 Teddy Day
11 Promise Day
12 Hug Day
13 Kiss Day
14 Valentine's Day. :-)
Posted in Category: Valentine Day SMS
By: Naveed
On: Sunday, February 07, 2010
- Sir Uncha Hogaya
Fakhr Se Hamara Bhi Sir Uncha Hogaya Faraz!
Jab Dadi Bathroom Me Giri Or Dil Par Hath rakh k Boli
AAALL.... IZ ...WELL.
Posted in Category: Faraz SMS Jokes
By: Nooman
On: Sunday, February 07, 2010
- 100% Discount
Breaking News:
My Heart Is For Sale
100% Discount For Your Girlfriends.
Last Date: 14 Feb Hurry!
Happy Valentine's day.
Posted in Category: Valentine Day SMS
By: Ruman Qamar
On: Sunday, February 07, 2010
- Valentines Day
Anyone Can Catch Your Eye,
But It Takes Someone Special
To Catch Your Heart
Happy Valentines Day
Posted in Category: Valentine Day SMS
By: Wasiq Ansari
On: Sunday, February 07, 2010
- Us ne r Mane kha
Us ne kha;
Tum m pehly si bat nahi!
Mane kha;
Insan hn koi science ki ijad nai...
Us ne kaha;
Ab b ksi ki ankhon me dob jaty ho?
Mane kha;
Baowla nai hon ankhain han koi talab nai..
Us Ne Kaha:
Kyun itna Toot k Chaha Mujhe?
MaNe Kaha;
Demagh sy pedal tha,is ka jawb nai..
Us Ne Kaha;
Kya Me Bewafa Hun?
MaNe kaha;
Tu itna dhokebaz hai jska koi hsab nai...
Us Ne kha;
Bhol ja Mujko
MaNe kha;
Abe tu hai kon,mujhy to yad b nahi:-D
Posted in Category: Mazahiya Shayari
By: Raj Gul
On: Sunday, February 07, 2010
- What i earnd
Sumtimes i feel, what i earnd in life,?
money?
no!
name?
no!
fame?
no!
but i earned de most precious thing
friends...
Or wo be
"aik se aik Harami".......
Posted in Category: Text Insults
By: Sufi
On: Saturday, February 06, 2010
- Good night Ghazal
*Good night Ghazal*
Abhi to raat baaqi hai.Yeh dhal jaye to so jana
Ghari bhar ko dil-e -nadan sambhal jaye to so jana
Ye jalte hont or ye neend mein doobi hui ankhen
Zara thehro mujhe bhi neend aa jaye to so jana
Haseen ho tm, Tumhen kia gham, Tumhe to neend pyari hai
Hamara haal mat pucho k hum par rat bhari hai
sanwr jae ye thori or dhal jae to so jana
Posted in Category: Good Night SMS
By: Jahan
On: Saturday, February 06, 2010
- Sirf tere Naam
"Sirf tere Naam"
Ik chota sa sapna tha
us sapne me koi apna tha
us apne me kuch sukoon tha
jo zindagi ka junoon tha
us junoon me ik rahat thi
jo sirf teri chahat thi
us chahat me ik andaz tha
jo meri dharkano ka raaz tha
us raaz me ik khushbo thi
jo meri soch ki justuju thi
us justuju me ik hararat thi
jo meri khushyon ki shararat thi
us sharart me ik ehsas tha
k tu jo mere pas tha
us pas me jo aram tha
wo bus sirf tere NAAM tha.
Posted in Category: Urdu Love SMS
By: Seema
On: Saturday, February 06, 2010
- Leave Application
Sardar's LEAVE APPLICATION:
Dear sir,
My wife is ill. As there is no other HUSBAND in the family to look after her, kindly grant me leave for 1 day on SUNDAY!
Posted in Category: Sardar SMS
By: Water
On: Saturday, February 06, 2010
- Apne mehboob k sath
Wo mujhse milne b aai to apne mehboob k sath "FARAZ"
AB Tum Hi Batao K Ye Seedha Seedha "Kutta pan" Hai K Nai ?
Posted in Category: Faraz SMS Jokes
By: Tina
On: Saturday, February 06, 2010
- kon si masjid
Answer these if u r genious
Wo kon si masjid thi jo Allah ko na
psand thi,0r Allah ne usko jalany ka
hukm diya?iska Quran me b zikr ha.
ANS me urjent
Posted in Category: Reply Me SMS
By: Humara
On: Saturday, February 06, 2010
- 1 Khamoshi
1 Khamoshi Beqarar Kr Jati Hy
1 Khamoshi Iqrar Bn Jati Hy,
Pyar Kro To Kbi Khamosh Mt Rehna,
Q K Kbhi Sirf 1 Khamoshi Zindgi Bhar Ka Intezar Bn Jati Hy!
Posted in Category: Urdu Love SMS
By: Marium
On: Friday, February 05, 2010
- 14 February
Is msg ko aage fwd zaroor kerain.
Kia pata aap ki waja se kisi ka bhala ho jae.
Jin Larkiyon ko is 14 February pe Ghoomne Phirne k liye
ya Apni Friends ko Jalane k liye Piyare se boy Friend ki
zaroorat ho to
wo is Number pe Contact Karen.
" 0333-2488277"
Thank You!
Number badal ker hoshyari na karen
Posted in Category: Valentine Day SMS
By: Maheen
On: Friday, February 05, 2010
- Meri awaaz usay
Meri awaaz usay sunai nhi deti,
Ab to dor tak koi umeed dikhai nhi deti,
Ehsas usay sab logon ka hy,
Bas meri hi tanhai usay dikhai nhi deti.
Posted in Category: Sad Poetry SMS
By: khan
On: Friday, February 05, 2010
- Teri talaash main
Teri talaash main mera wjood bhi na raha FARAZ
Meri hasti ko mita gai arzoo teri...
Posted in Category: Faraz SMS Jokes
By: Rooman
On: Friday, February 05, 2010
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