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Pathan SMS Jokes Statistics :
Total SMS in Pathan SMS Jokes: 269
Total Members that contributed to Pathan SMS Jokes: 38
Total Comment posted in Pathan SMS Jokes: 17
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Pathan SMS Jokes was last updated on: 3/2/2010 12:42:24 PM
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- Pathan in resturant
1 pathan ne resturant mai pizza mangwaya.
waiter ne pocha k paizza k 4 peice krn ya 8?
Pathan:8 peice krdo 4 se peat nai barhta.
Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes
By: Kool Guy On: 3/2/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Matric m 1st Position
Pathan ne matric m 1st Position li..
News channel walon nay pucha:
Parh likh kr kya banna chahte ho?
Pathan:
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bachpan se mochi banne ka shouq hai...
Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes
By: Dilip Kumar On: 2/28/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Mazaaq
Sardar:Khan G har 1 tumhara mazaaq Q uraata hy
Pathan smiles;-) Haq banta hey Kuch logo ko jab
bachpan ka dard yaad aata hey tu nafrat aur mazak tu karega...:-)
Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes
By: Rahul On: 2/2/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Pathan ka bacha...
Pathan ka bacha...
Abu hum ko baaja dilao...
Pathan: Nahi! Tum sab ko tung karega...!
Bacha: Nahi Abu! KHUDA Qasam jab sub sojaye ga, hum tab bajayega...!:-)
Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes
By: Rohit Sharma On: 1/22/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Door pohanch gaya
Dr. ne pathan ko smjhaya k agr wo roz 3 k.m chaly ga to 1 saal mei 50 k.g wazan km ho jayega.
1 saal ßaad pathan ne Dr. ko call ki: wazan to km ho gaya hai mgr 1 prb ho gaya hai
Dr! wht prb?
Pathan! Khocha hum apne ghr se 1100 k.m door pohanch gaya hn
Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes
By: Newton On: 1/20/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Blood test k bad
Blood test k bad Nurse ne Pathan ki ungli choosi.,
Pathan:
muskuraya.
Nurse ne pocha kya hoa?
Pathan bola:
iss k baad peshaab test karwana hai.
Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes
By: Afridi On: 1/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- kaala Bulb
PATHAN:
Bhai sahab, ek kaala Bulb Dena..!
Store Keeper:
Aap Kaalay Bulb ka Kia Karoge Khan??
PATHAN:
Dopaher Mein Sonay k Liye Andhera Karna he.
Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes
By: Dr SmS On: 1/16/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Mini mobile
Ek Phatan mobile ki dukan pr gya ur
Bola
Muje kaan main lagane wala mobile chaheye
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Dukandar after much thinking
“Ap ka matlab hy blue tooh handfree se hy”
Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes
By: Dr SmS On: 1/11/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Chaalaki
Aik dafa pathan ne
Peshawar se Lahore
call krni thi
Us ne socha k
sb se satasti call
konsi pre ge
phir
Us ne
Peshawar se Lahore
aaaa k local cal ke
Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes
By: Mahindra Singh Dhoni On: 1/10/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Foreign Aid
Reportr:
Bohat se mulkon ne Sawat/Malakand k lye Pakistan ko karoron Dollar dye hy
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Phatan:
Sb jhoot hai hum ko ek b dollar nhi mela sirf pakistni rupee mele hy
Submitted in: Pathan SMS Jokes
By: Dr SmS On: 1/10/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
Members Contributed to Funny SMS in Pathan SMS Jokes category:
Comments Posted in Pathan SMS Jokes at this Page:
jalwakhan says:
( Sunday, June 07, 2009 )
03456075915 send me funny message i like very very.iam from kohat nwfp
Hamaad says:
( Sunday, April 26, 2009 )
cool site
cialis says:
( Wednesday, January 21, 2009 )
I want to say - thank you for this!
Nooman says:
( Wednesday, January 14, 2009 )
Pathan: Miss apne kal mujhe call q ki thui kya kaam tha mujh se??
Teacher: Main ne to koi call nhn ki.
Pathan: To phir mere mobile pe kyun likha tha "1 miss call"?
Hamdan Khan says:
( Wednesday, January 14, 2009 )
THIZ IZ VERY GOOOD JOKESSSS
Dilip kumar says:
( Wednesday, January 14, 2009 )
I enjoyed every one of them
They great
FUNTABULOUS!!!!
Message to anonymous - come on yaar be light spirited. I dont think the intentiion was to offend anybody.
Raj Ponj says:
( Wednesday, January 14, 2009 )
bush:tumhain tairna(swiming) ata hy?
pathan:nhi
bush:tum se acha to kutta(dog) hy!
pathan:tumhain tairna ata hy?
bush:yes
pathan:tum main aur kuttay mn kia faraq hy!!!!!!!?
Khan says:
( Monday, November 24, 2008 )
Ek pathan- bas k safar se utara aur apne dost se bola..yar mera peeth me kuch chubhta tha bas me shayad keel thi bahut dard hota hai.
dosra pathan-are to yar kisi se bus me seat badal leta.
pathan-are kis se bad alta seat poori ki poori bus khali thi.
Rahul says:
( Monday, November 24, 2008 )
Mujhe punjabi girl k joke behut passand hai .
Raj says:
( Monday, November 24, 2008 )
I enjoyed every one of them
They great
FUNTABULOUS!!!!
Message to anonymous - come on yaar be light spirited. I dont think the intentiion was to offend anybody.
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