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1. Mobile switch off kro

2. Battery kholo

3. Sim nikalo

4. Mobile ko road pai dai maro

Jb koi msg hi nhi karna tou mobile
ki kya zarorat.....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Urdu Funny SMS Sat, 6 Mar 2010 14:13:54 GMT http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/urdu-funny-sms/ http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/urdu-funny-sms/ Mere Baghair yeh duniya Kaisi Hogi


DEKHO!

















Khali khali hai na?
aray janab!
Hum cheez hi aisi hain:-)
Hamari qadar karo! :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Urdu Funny SMS Sat, 6 Mar 2010 14:13:45 GMT http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/urdu-funny-sms/ http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/urdu-funny-sms/
(A) SKY
(B) BOOK
(C) ROSE
(D) EARTH
(E) WATER
Reply must!

Answer:

A)SKY:
27-29 Years..
Intezar kro Abhi.

B)BOOK:
30-35 Years...
Too Late.

C)ROSE:
19-22 Years...nikal

D)EARTH:
Mushkil hai.

E)WATER:
22-26 Years...
Perfect.....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Reply Me SMS Sat, 6 Mar 2010 14:13:38 GMT http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/reply-me-sms/ http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/reply-me-sms/ "HUM AAP K HAiN KON"

but is ka answer b
film k naam se hona chahiye
Ye msg sb ko kro or dekho k apko kia kia milta hy
But
Reply me first....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Reply Me SMS Sat, 6 Mar 2010 14:13:33 GMT http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/reply-me-sms/ http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/reply-me-sms/
SAB MUJHE KEHTE THAY SCHOOL KA CHAMKTA SiTARA
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Q K MENE 4 CLASS MEN Hi KHOL DiYA THA MATRiC Ki BACHi KA NARA.....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Faraz SMS Jokes Sat, 6 Mar 2010 14:13:27 GMT http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/faraz-sms-jokes/ http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/faraz-sms-jokes/ 1. Can u cry under water?

2. Do fish ever get thirsty?

3. Why don't birds fall out of trees when they sleep?

4. What do u call a male lady bird?

5. Why is it called building when it's already built?

6. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?

7. If money doesn't grow on trees then why banks have branches?

8. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?

9.Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle?....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Miscellaneous SMS Sat, 6 Mar 2010 14:13:21 GMT http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/miscellaneous-sms/ http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/miscellaneous-sms/ always find time to laugh coz
laughter not only add years to ur life,
but adds more Life to ur Years.

Have nice day!....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Good Morning SMS Wed, 3 Mar 2010 14:28:43 GMT http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/good-morning-sms/ http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/good-morning-sms/
ACTRES: Aap loog to kehte hen k hamara paisa napak hai?

MOLVI: je is paisy se hum LETREEN banwaenge.....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Urdu Funny SMS Wed, 3 Mar 2010 14:11:41 GMT http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/urdu-funny-sms/ http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/urdu-funny-sms/
Ho sakta hay Us Ne Washroom se aa kr haath na dhoey hoon

commander safeguard....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Urdu Funny SMS Wed, 3 Mar 2010 14:11:35 GMT http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/urdu-funny-sms/ http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/urdu-funny-sms/ Wo hai

"SABAR".

1 cheez Zameen mai b nahi hai,
Wo hai

"TAKABUR".

1 cheez QURAN mai b nahi hai,
Wo hai

"JHOOT".

Or

Aapko pata hai k 1 cheez JANAT or DOZAKH mai b nahi hai,
Wo hai

"MOUT".

If u have free msges plz fward this.....Read More SMS/Jokes]]> Miscellaneous SMS Wed, 3 Mar 2010 14:11:27 GMT http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/miscellaneous-sms/ http://funnysms.hansnamanahai.com/miscellaneous-sms/